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Random drabble time! A bit more of the Torchwood/Jeeves and Wooster crossover. For context, Jack is there because Torchwood's sensors picked up an artifact of some kind in Bertie's flat. I'm having a hard time getting this to settle into a fic proper, but by god I'll get some drabbles out of it.

( Bertie Wooster has a knack for telling stories. )