through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered . . .

I AM INFORMED THAT RANDY JOHNSON IS THROWING A NO-HITTER INTO THE SEVENTH. LET US DISCUSS THIS AT LENGTH IN ALL CAPS. THAT'S RANDY JOHNSON WITH THE NO-HITTER. DISCUSS.

Edit: And David DeJesus triples! Superstition for the win! Sorry, Unit, no stealing Anibal's thunder.