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Apr. 28th, 2006 11:28 pmHey, Red Sox, thanks for sucking ass tonight. No, really. I got a little excited at the library yesterday, so I have a lot of reading to do in the next three weeks if I want to avoid late fees. It's nice to know that my time was better spent reading Battle Royale than listening to the game. Don't do me too many more favors, though.
I am sorry I missed the Tigers game, however. 9-0 win against the Twinkies, featuring Nate "Tonight I am ON, bitches" Robertson throwing seven sexy innings, Carlos Guillen racking up for RBI, Marcus Thames ending a slump with a homer, and that Shelton kid getting homer number 472389 (thank you, Yahoo! Fantasy, for putting him on my team!). Mmm, pitching and offense. Red Sox, watch this game and take some notes.
I am sorry I missed the Tigers game, however. 9-0 win against the Twinkies, featuring Nate "Tonight I am ON, bitches" Robertson throwing seven sexy innings, Carlos Guillen racking up for RBI, Marcus Thames ending a slump with a homer, and that Shelton kid getting homer number 472389 (thank you, Yahoo! Fantasy, for putting him on my team!). Mmm, pitching and offense. Red Sox, watch this game and take some notes.
