Sep. 26th, 2005

remindmeofthe: (reason to stay)
Dear Red Sox,

I had an interesting revelation last night. This year is different. This year, fighting to get into the postseason, we are not afraid of the damn Yankees, or the Indians, or any other team that might pose a threat. Nope. We're afraid of you.

See, it's the stress. Yeah, yeah, we know, don't talk to you about stress, and you probably know far better than we about the things that are wrong. But it's all swirling in our heads right now. The injuries (we can see Gabe Kapler going down whenever we close our eyes). The questionable pitching (who'd have imagined we could ever be conditioned to fear Curt Schilling taking the mound). The nights when David Ortiz is the only hitter who can seem to get his bat on the ball. The errors in the infield and outfield alike.

It's hard to remember that this team with these flaws has still gotten this far. That you are working with what you have and it's gotten you farther than maybe it should have. That you have heart and grit and all those baseball clichés that exist for a reason. Right now, in the terrifying press of the week before postseason, neck to neck with that team in New York, it's impossible to step back and take a deep breath and be objective.

So don't be angry at us for panicking after you just completed a sweep. A sweep is wonderful, but it's only a small piece of this puzzle. There is more baseball to play, and we're scared. But only because we love you.

With love,
Cathryn
remindmeofthe: (Vance)
I HATE YOU PUDGE SO MUCH I HATE YOU.

Too bad he likely has no reason to end up in Maine. I'd love an opportunity to spit on him.

I can't believe I liked him. I feel like such a fucking idiot.

No wonder I love Vance Wilson so much. He may be the inferior player, but at least he's not a fucking douchebag tearing his team to shreds because he fucking can. Plus, he got his BA up to .215 yesterday with two hits and an RBI, and unlike some assholes he actually bothers to prepare for games ahead of time (yeah, according to Brandon Inge's remarks [you need to register to see that link, unfortunately, but probably Bug Me Not can help you out] during an informal luncheon where he probably thought he was off the record, Pudge does not bother with that so much). Plus, he's kinda hot YEAH I SAID IT NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF THIS SEASON OKAY?

In conclusion:

Ivan Rodriguez, for whom I need a better nickname because I don't really like calling him Pudge anymore but I-Rod sounds moronic and is not snarky enough, can eat shit laced with crushed glass and die.

Vance Wilson is love, .215 BA and all.

Any questions?
remindmeofthe: (astros)
My Astros hat came in the mail today! It is so pretty!

That completes my set. I am so happy. ♥

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