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remindmeofthe) wrote2005-09-26 02:06 pm
remindmeofthe) wrote2005-09-26 02:06 pm
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I HATE YOU PUDGE SO MUCH I HATE YOU.
Too bad he likely has no reason to end up in Maine. I'd love an opportunity to spit on him.
I can't believe I liked him. I feel like such a fucking idiot.
No wonder I love Vance Wilson so much. He may be the inferior player, but at least he's not a fucking douchebag tearing his team to shreds because he fucking can. Plus, he got his BA up to .215 yesterday with two hits and an RBI, and unlike some assholes he actually bothers to prepare for games ahead of time (yeah, according to Brandon Inge's remarks [you need to register to see that link, unfortunately, but probably Bug Me Not can help you out] during an informal luncheon where he probably thought he was off the record, Pudge does not bother with that so much). Plus, he's kinda hot YEAH I SAID IT NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF THIS SEASON OKAY?
In conclusion:
Ivan Rodriguez, for whom I need a better nickname because I don't really like calling him Pudge anymore but I-Rod sounds moronic and is not snarky enough, can eat shit laced with crushed glass and die.
Vance Wilson is love, .215 BA and all.
Any questions?
Too bad he likely has no reason to end up in Maine. I'd love an opportunity to spit on him.
I can't believe I liked him. I feel like such a fucking idiot.
No wonder I love Vance Wilson so much. He may be the inferior player, but at least he's not a fucking douchebag tearing his team to shreds because he fucking can. Plus, he got his BA up to .215 yesterday with two hits and an RBI, and unlike some assholes he actually bothers to prepare for games ahead of time (yeah, according to Brandon Inge's remarks [you need to register to see that link, unfortunately, but probably Bug Me Not can help you out] during an informal luncheon where he probably thought he was off the record, Pudge does not bother with that so much). Plus, he's kinda hot YEAH I SAID IT NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF THIS SEASON OKAY?
In conclusion:
Ivan Rodriguez, for whom I need a better nickname because I don't really like calling him Pudge anymore but I-Rod sounds moronic and is not snarky enough, can eat shit laced with crushed glass and die.
Vance Wilson is love, .215 BA and all.
Any questions?
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rofl
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Tram is pure class. He doesn't deserve this shit.