Challenge Drabble the First

Okay! all_ahoo requested "something NC17 about Bill Mueller."

So. Bill Mueller. NC-17. Slash.

Disclaimer: 100% fake. Seriously did not happen.



( smiling up at him )

And now we all know why I don't write porn. =P

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RED SOX

COMPLETE FUCKING GAME FOR TIMMY WAKEFIELD.

WALKOFF HOMER FROM PAPI.

FINAL SCORE 3-2.


ASTROS

AHEAD A GAME AND A HALF IN THE WILD CARD RACE (sorry, maggiesox). It's been a while since I've had a chance to say this, so I am only to happy to reiterate: ROY OSWALT IS A STUD. One run, six hits, eight Ks. Mmm, Roy Oswalt. Final score: 2-1.


TIGERS

Uh. Well. Right now I'm excited because they just scored a run. Which is more than they managed in the first eight innings. Or the game before that. Or the game before that. Shame about those three consecutive quality starts going down the drain. Yeah, I would prefer not to talk about it. Except to say that you know your offense is sad when you could learn a lesson about picking up your starter from the freaking ASTROS.


Two out of three does not suck.