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Oh, Jesus Christ. Twenty-nine pages for the last Gossip Girl recap on TWoP? And fully half of it Jacob's useless "look at me, I'm so smart, I know how to construct impossible impenetrable sentences" dithering? WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS BOY A FUCKING EDITOR ALREADY? He does make some really good, interesting observations, which is why I still wade through the recaps every week, but it's a real chore to find them amidst the sea of spooge from his constant wanking over what a genius he is.