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OMG Alan Embree and I have the same birthday. Why did I go so long without knowing this? Oh, Alan Embree. No wonder I was inexplicably sad when the Red Sox dumped you even though you suuuuuucked. And also no wonder you continue to keep popping up on teams I keep an eye on for one reason or another.

Yup, that makes me, Alan Embree, MacGyver, and Kelly from Saved by the Bell. January twenty-third REPRESENT.

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