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WE OWN RIVERA. OWN OWN OWN. He is OURS.

Real nice of the Yankee fans to boo him too. Not too surprising, really, because booing their best, most loved players when said players have a bad time is exactly what they do. They did it to Jeter last year and now they've done it to Rivera. Just full of class, they are. Ew. (Obviously, there are certain exceptions. But they weren't at the game.)

And Timlin hit Jeter with a pitch. In the head. Whoops. Guess that's what those batting helmets are for.



Dear Rentería,

You have partially redeemed yourself. Quit it with the hitting into double plays and we'll talk.

Love (with reservations),

Cathryn



Dear Princess,

Hey, thanks for the error! That was pretty! So much for that home run, huh?

Hate,

Cathryn



Dear Rivera,

Sorry the bastards booed you. I would kind of like to give you a cookie. Do you like Oreos?

Condescendingly sympathetic,

Cathryn



Dear Jeter,

That'll teach you to make with the walk-off homers in tied games. Uh, I am glad you're okay, though. I promise I won't set you on fire now.

Much more cordial hate than A-Rod got,

Cathryn



Dear Wake,

So that's what good starting pitching looks like. Thanks for the reminder!

Much love,

Cathryn



Dear Tito,

Please be okay. Way to be proactive with that chest "stiffness." It would've sucked a lot if you'd ignored it and then had a heart attack. Sorry you completely missed the game.

Worried,

Cathryn


Okay, and that final score? From 2-0 Red Sox, to 2-2 for about six years, to 3-2 Yankees, to 7-3 Red Sox.