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Am I hallucinating, or did I see the message "processing whining" when I hit the update button to post in claim_a_pitcher?

(Heh, I bet that's not the kind of plug the mod was hoping for. So: go to claim_a_pitcher and, you know, claim a pitcher. Or three.)

Have been most productive on this day off. Mom came down to help me move some of my stuff to the new place. Then she took me shopping and bought me some necessities, including a ten piece pots and pans set. Do I have the best mother ever or what? Now I'm going to have to learn to cook so I can use all of it for more than boiling spaghetti and frying eggs.

Then we went to lunch, which mostly proceeded pretty much as you'd expect, except that I totally made Mom pull her first-ever spit take. Our conversation was getting increasingly random and disjointed, and it reminded me of Lewis Black's routine about hearing random shit in public that ends up eating your brain. So I started to say in my best Lewis Black impression (which is to say, a stunningly mediocre one), "'If it weren't for my horse,'" and Mom sprayed coffee all the way across the table. Some of it hit the floor, it was amazing. I kept having to take off my glasses to wipe my eyes, I laughed so hard. And the best part? She did not get the reference. I guess she just thought I was doing a funny voice or something.

(The rest of that quote, by the way: ". . . I wouldn't have spent a year in college." Now go forth and ponder.)

Then, some more stuff-moving, and I got to buy some food for the next couple of days (and the Jeter/Damon Sports Illustrated, because having the .jpg saved on my computer just isn't enough).

So here's the plan: The rest of the moving occurs Sunday. Then I go to Mom's overnight so I can watch the Opening Day game. Then, you know, whatever the hell happens next. My point being that my Internet access will be very limited, as there is none in the house and I have no idea yet if I will be able to afford it. So I'll do the best I can for a while with Starbucks Hot Spots and suchlike, and we'll see what happens.

So, if you would like to stay in touch, please <"a href="mailto:catslash33@yahoo.com">e-mail me and we can exchange phone numbers.

I will post at least once more before then, if only so my last "Current Music" isn't Asslee Simpson.

Edit: Nope, not a hallucination. It just did it again. WTF?

Edit the Second: Shit, it's April first, isn't it? I get it. Heh, can you tell my mind has definitely been elsewhere all day?