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Jun. 10th, 2003 08:31 pmGot stoned today for first time. Was not especially impressed. I can eat too much, giggle madly, and be slothful just fine when I'm sober, thanks. And I still can't believe I ate most of a pint of Ben & Jerry's; usually I only want a small bowful of ice cream at a time. I'm glad I tried it, because curiosity is now satsfied. I doubt I'll be actively seeking the experience again any time soon.
In other news, I placed my Amazon order today. Am v. excited and shall be sure to post announcement as items come in. I spent a ridiculous amount of money and I regret nothing! Wooo! Among many things, have ordered a shitload of Transmetropolitan and found a five dollar copy of Kenneth's Hamlet! This last is v. happy because was going batshit from Kenlet withdrawl but could not justify purchasing VHS when am going to buy DVD when it comes out in spring. But for five dollars, what can't I justify purchasing?
Why, yes, I did read the latest chapter of "The Chronicles of Lucius" today, how can you tell?
And finally, a story. Rikki and I were in Portlanmd a couple of weeks ago amnd stopped by a movie theatre to chat with a friend while he worked at the concession stand. His coworker, Isaac, joined us. Eventually, there were customers - a father and son going to see Matrix: Reloaded. Isaac launches into a half-sarcastic sell: "Would you like some Matrix-themed Powerade to enhance your experience?" And then, delivered as though this were the final selling point: "It tastes like Keanu."
A beat of silence, then I quite literally hit the floor, sliding down the concession stand as I laughed hysterically, choking out, "How do you know that?" Once he heard me start, the father laughed too.
Naturally, I set out on a quest for Keanuade shortly thereafter, and found it a couple of days. And y'all? Keanu is tasty. Is a v. good drink.
In other news, I placed my Amazon order today. Am v. excited and shall be sure to post announcement as items come in. I spent a ridiculous amount of money and I regret nothing! Wooo! Among many things, have ordered a shitload of Transmetropolitan and found a five dollar copy of Kenneth's Hamlet! This last is v. happy because was going batshit from Kenlet withdrawl but could not justify purchasing VHS when am going to buy DVD when it comes out in spring. But for five dollars, what can't I justify purchasing?
Why, yes, I did read the latest chapter of "The Chronicles of Lucius" today, how can you tell?
And finally, a story. Rikki and I were in Portlanmd a couple of weeks ago amnd stopped by a movie theatre to chat with a friend while he worked at the concession stand. His coworker, Isaac, joined us. Eventually, there were customers - a father and son going to see Matrix: Reloaded. Isaac launches into a half-sarcastic sell: "Would you like some Matrix-themed Powerade to enhance your experience?" And then, delivered as though this were the final selling point: "It tastes like Keanu."
A beat of silence, then I quite literally hit the floor, sliding down the concession stand as I laughed hysterically, choking out, "How do you know that?" Once he heard me start, the father laughed too.
Naturally, I set out on a quest for Keanuade shortly thereafter, and found it a couple of days. And y'all? Keanu is tasty. Is a v. good drink.
