Entirely fair! It just came out when a lot of the girls in my class were all 'OH LEO', and I was 'boys? what? I don't get it' (they were ten, and then the next where they were still eleven; I was nine, and a very slow developer that way anyway). So, it was coloured by annoyance. And then I watched it and loved it - or rather, loved Rose and the ship and all the details. Jack, not so much. And now I watch and go 'oh, I don't want love story, I WANT ALL THE SHIP. AND EVERYONE ELSE'. So, I don't hate it.

Oh, it does. It really, really, really does.