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[remindmeofthe]

*facepalm* BPAL has released a perfume named Pussy. Apparently it's a moth thing? (Yes, moth. That is not a typo.) IDK, there are two poems involved that I'm not reading, because I never read the poems, because I just want to know what's in the damn perfume and if it sounds like something I can pine wistfully over because I haven't managed to fit BPAL into my budget in years.

. . . anyway. It doesn't matter what this one smells like, because imagine having someone ask what perfume you're wearing. And yes, this is a totally juvenile post to make and I wouldn't bother, except that I did in fact recently find myself explaining to a nice receptionist why I was wearing a perfume called Eat Me. (Alice in Wonderland ref, smells like vanilla cake.) I can just imagine how much MORE awkward that conversation would have been if I had been wearing Pussy.

Comments

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

there used to be an incense called pussy, and no, I don't know what it actually smelled like. I never bought it.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, that would be ALL THE AWESOME.

[ashen_key]

Pussy is a moth. And a perfume.

...okay then!

*peers*

[burningmarl.livejournal.com]

omg pussy :( it reminds me of the unfortunate time when I woke up late for work and only wiped my face with a facewipe and was paranoid about my boss sniffing my face all day!