How hot it is outside: my office is usually the tundra, where I bundle up in sweaters and scarves and sometimes a jacket, and jack my window all the way open to warm it up.

Today, I am sitting here in a short-sleeved sundress with all windows closed and I'm actually a little warm.

AHHHH MAKE IT STOP, CAT.

(Which is to say: I will be in the same boat as you in a few hours. I am seriously considering a local bar. I'm pretty sure half the neighborhood will have the same genius idea, though.)