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Went to see The Dark Knight again. I have a few random thoughts upon being able to sort things out a bit better.

First, though, for like the one of you who will get it: I walked past a guy in a t-shirt that said "BANE" on the front in giant letters. I managed not to laugh and go, "It's organic!" until after I'd passed him.

* I've seen several people complaining about Christian Bale's I Am Batman voice, which - I don't get. The first time I saw the movie, I actually thought it was a voice modulator designed to enhance the disguise, which I found to be quite clever. (Note that I have not seen Batman Begins, so I have no idea if it came up there or not.) Having seen it again, I still think it's the case; there's a definite layer of distortion overlaying Bale's own voice if you listen closely enough. I think that's wicked cool and very practical, both as a Bat-device and as a storytelling device, because as IF Harvey Dent or Commissioner Gordon wouldn't have recognized his voice when Dent first spoke to Batman or Gordon to Bruce Wayne. I know it's a comic book thing, and I would have let it pass as such (at least Batman's disguise is better than, like, SUPERMAN'S), but I appreciate that I didn't have to, because it still would have pulled me out of the story a little.

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apiphile put forth the theory that the respective boats actually had the detonators to their own bombs, and the Joker was just putting an extra twist into things. I love this theory and heartily agree with it. Swapping the detonators is entirely too straightforward and not nearly fucked-up enough for the Joker's satisfaction.

* I really want to know what the Joker was going to tell Batman about his scars. Sigh.

* When the bartender says, "Sweet Jesus," my immediate response is to think, "What? It's not like he said 'Fuck.'"

* Listening to "Dangerous Games" directly after seeing this movie dovetails ENTIRELY too neatly. NO. BAD CROSSOVER. NO BISCUIT. Like I wasn't already having enough trouble whenever I heard, "Why so surprised, Grahame?" Why so serious, Grahame? NO. This is too ridiculous even for me! GO AWAY.

* If you had downloaded and listened to The Fix like I told you to, you would have gotten the previous two comments.

Also, this movie makes me jumpy. I heard some random beep in a pub bathroom not long after I left the theater and I about jumped out of my skin. Because CLEARLY there was a bomb. In the ladies' room at Bull Feeney's. Yup.

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WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME. Email that to Derry AT ONCE.

I don't know what I'd do without someone to indulge my moments of CRACK, I really don't.

I'll probably rewrite this a little and post it separately, and then she can just have a link.

I adore your crack (pun so very much intended) and am happy to act as enabler.

On that subject, I generated some dialogue on the whole John Hart/Mickey/Ianto and K9 thing today but I'm not at all happy with it. *kicks block*

*hikes up pants - uh, trousers* And bitch though I might, I'm generally happy to be enabled.

Oh?

It got too info-dumpy. The idea is that Torchwood's split in two, with Jack, Gwen and Martha on one team in Cardiff and John, Ianto, Mickey and occasional loans of K-9 on the roving team, and John's insisting he won't be called Torchwood 5, and Ianto's refusing to be Bikini cops, and Mickey's annoyed because John keeps talking about him like he's not there, and Jack keeps calling every five minutes to make sure they know what they're doing.

But for some reason I can't NARRATE it.

God, I hate when things get info-dumpy. It's like, "Where the fuck is all this exposition coming from? Can't I just tell the story?"

That sounds potentially awesome, though, if you can get it to cooperate.

I could have so much fun, getting Mickey to earn their respect. I could have so much fun, with John's machinations, trying to get Ianto to sleep with him, and only 50% to get back at Jack. I could have so much fun, writing about the friction between the two teams.

But noooooooooo. I have to sit here trying to peel words off the inside of my skull like vinyl stickers from a guitar case. I hate my brain. >:(