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[remindmeofthe]

I have decided that Wilson is, in fact, Claudio reincarnated, with a few extra viable brain cells. It makes perfect sense and it would explain a lot.

I was also correct in mentally laying out even money when I saw the episode title "House vs God." Heh.

I ALSO demand House/Chase fic (of COURSE I don't ship what every other slasher in the fandom does! Do I ever?), but I should probably wait until I'm caught up so as to continue my vague pretense at avoiding spoilers. Plus I dread the kind of fic pretty boy Chase probably inspires. Bleah.

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[apiphile.livejournal.com]

House/Chase (http://fuckfiction.livejournal.com/13831.html#cutid1) No spoilers.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

Oh my. *fans self* That was lovely.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

And the only House fic I have ever written that wasn't total crack.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

I am pleased you shared it. And the last line is a riot, by the way.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

As long as it sounds like House, it's good enough for me.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

House strikes me as extraordinarily tricky to write. I think, like, three-quarters of the reason I'm avoiding fanfic so far is because I can just IMAGINE how badly House is getting written in the majority of fic and it just makes me want to cry.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I have the horrible feeling that you're right. I have barely read any House fanfic, and part of the reason for this is because I am convinced it's going to SUCK. House is a difficult and complicated man and I do NOT want to see him woobified.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

And you KNOW there is SO MUCH WOOBIFYING and SPONTANEOUS GROWTH OF A CONSCIENCE and the ABILITY TO EMPATHIZE and oh my god it makes me want to pretend my computer doesn't EXIST. What a nightmare.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

And being NICE to Wilson and letting people CRY on him and having FEELINGS. No no no no no GOD.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

And offering SUPPORT and telling COMFORTING ANECDOTES and basically doing anything EXCEPT taking the piss one hundred percent of ALL the time. HELP MAKE IT STOP.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I almost want to write torturous badfic encompassing all of the obvious sins, but at the same time I have Jack/Ianto bloodplay to write, and that's MUCH nicer. :D

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

Positively soothing in comparison. And, rather ironically, much less likely to make me weep tears of blood.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Funny how these things go.