Heheh. I ought to be defending him, but I can't be arsed to. He thinks very highly of his own looks, and that's quite enough. Personally I'm a much bigger fan of GDL's overbite, chubby chin and chest pubes/Kai Owen's generally simian and average good looks. John *does* look like he was manufactured. He needs a scar or some uneven teeth or something.

*g* Oh, unofficial ones? Groovy. In that case I shall make my own!