HE LOOKS LIKE A KEN DOLL. I absolutely agree with your assessment of bland, and may I throw vaguely cheesy into the mix? Combine the toothpaste commercial smile with the chinbutt and it's like he was specifically engineered to be as conventionally attractive as is humanly possible. BORING. Burn Gorman's more unique looks are much more interesting to my eyes.

Dude, go to Cafe Press and run a search. There are like a billion designs. EVERYONE wanted one of those after "Blink."