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[remindmeofthe]

Six minutes in and I've ALREADY fallen for something. If you guys want an easy April Fools target, feel free to pounce. Sheesh.

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[nightanddaze.livejournal.com]

Am currently attempting to fool people into believing I'm preggers.

Will probably not work. If it does, it will probably backfire and the only person who will believe me is my brother. And then he will tell my mother.

:/

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

I will totally back you up if you need me to. *g*

[nightanddaze.livejournal.com]

"Mom, Mom, Mom! I have been way to busy writing porn to actually take the time to have sex. Here, read this personal testimonial attesting to this fact."

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

"She writes constant porn! And I read it! Because she wrote it and thus it exists! Just nothing but a constant filthy steam of porn from this girl! There, don't you feel better?"

[nightanddaze.livejournal.com]

"I AM WRITING PORN RIGHT NOW, MOM. NO REAL SEX HAPPENING HERE. Mom? Mom? Shit."

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I feel like reading porn now.

[nightanddaze.livejournal.com]

Get to it! The internet is for porn, after all.

[remindmeofthe.livejournal.com]

But I can't. :( I have to watch "Out of Time" for fic research purposes, and I've already put it off for too long. Clearly I shall have to reward myself with porn instead.