I have to write a paper for one class by four PM tomorrow and read like a hundred pages for another class by Wednesday morning, and I haven't even looked at what I have due for Tuesday, so naturally I thought this would be the best time for another round of crossover challenge requests!

I've done this a couple times before. It goes like this: Under the cut is the list of fandoms I'm currently into/comfortable writing for right now. You pick a couple (or more than a couple, if you want), and you can also add a further prompt - a scenario, song lyrics, color, pairing (even though I'll probably end up writing it as a gen interaction because that seems to be what I write these days), whatever. If you add the prompt, I might go with it, I might use part of it, I might do something tangentially related to it, or I might ignore it entirely. And I can't promise to write for every request, because there are always some that never gel for me no matter what I try. Please don't feel neglected if yours is one of them. I promise I love you anyway.

If you want a crossover with something that's not listed here but you know I'm into, feel free to ask for that; again, I promise nothing, but one of my favorite snippets last time came from one of those requests.

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So! Way the hell back in July, when I was innocently seeking distraction from the agonizing wait for the Doctor Who finale and blissfully unaware that said agonizing wait would be the best part of the entire episode (oh yeah, I'm still mad), I asked for crossover challenge requests to keep myself occupied.

. . . no, this is not a second round. Not right now. Maybe some other time. I was going to put the results all up in one post, but, uh, I forgot. Until now. I got almost all of them done, excepting the ones that were requests for something I was already trying to write at the time, and also I never want to write a Dogma crossover again, GAIL. ;) But there are still twelve random snippets right here, presented in no particular order. Spoiler warnings or whathaveyou in the cuts, though the spoilers that were new then are kinda old now.



( House/Dead and Breakfast - See, this is why Thirteen never talks about herself. The simplest questions are landmines. )

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( House/Torchwood - Chase looked up, and it was only then that he became aware of the stymied silence. No one was throwing out diagnoses, or even arguing. They were just looking at him. )

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( Iron Man/Dogma - It was in Illinois, somewhere, doing . . . oh, something about PR, or something. Hell if Tony knows, it was a decade ago and he was drunk the whole time anyway. But he'd snuck out to some little dive strip joint. )

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( Dexter/Doctor Who - The first clue that this situation isn't quite right is the sedative failing to take effect. )

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( House/Supernatural, spoilers for House season four finale - Jo's been working in bars since she was sixteen, and of course she spent time in Harvelle's even before that, and she knows all the signs of a man who wants a drink. )

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( Dogma/Pirates of the Carribean, AU on account of me kind of forgetting about Dead Man's Chest, oops - Jack Sparrow has met God. )

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( Red Dwarf/Torchwood - Owen couldn't wait until Jack moved on from this overprotective crap. )

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( Iron Man/Torchwood/Jeeves and Wooster - The Junior Ganymede is, as I have told Mr Wooster and previous employers, a club for gentlemens' personal gentlemen. I have never mentioned, however, that it extends further than one might think, and that said personal gentlemen are not always gentlemen. )

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( Boondock Saints/Torchwood, part one of a duplicate request - He sent cards and gifts for Christmas and Owen's birthdays. He never heard back, but it didn't surprise him. He highly doubted that Marianne had ever taught Owen about writing thank you notes. )

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( Boondock Saints/Torchwood part the second, which is actually an AU of the first, just for fun - Smecker is not shocked by this. There isn't a cop in the city who wouldn't buy the Saints a round of beer if given half a chance; after this, they'll probably settle for buying drinks for whoever helped.  )

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( House/Dogma - But this kid - there was just something about her that drew the eye. Cuddy couldn't even begin to explain what; she just kept glancing back up to watch the girl play. )

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( Iron Man/Dead and Breakfast - Tony Stark blinked several times, dazed and vaguely aware that he was probably concussed. He'd have to do something about the helmet's design. It was supposed to prevent concussions, not cause them. )


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( Dogma/Supernatural - Plus it gets Bartleby out of his face for an evening, seriously, the two of them are more closely and irrevocably entwined than any other beings on the planet, but that doesn't mean they don't wanna just find a way to kill each other sometimes. )



I may have to do another round of this, I think, with a new list. I had a lot of fun with it before, and a couple of these might even have enough weight to turn them into proper fics.