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remindmeofthe) wrote2009-06-13 06:54 pm
remindmeofthe) wrote2009-06-13 06:54 pm
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Wow, I have been with the fail at posting lately. I'm getting back into the swing of working after the semester, and it's been tiring. Also my manager sucks at life, but I don't want to get pissed off all over again talking about it, so I'm not going any further into that.
Instead, I want to talk about the upcoming new series of Torchwood. (. . . Yeah, I know I quit the show after "Exit Wounds." I am continuing to watch it because SHUT UP, that's why.)
I'm always wrong when I say that. But anyway, I just wanna ask you guys a question. When you consider the following information:
* That there's gonna be a bunch of annoying couple-y Jack/Ianto stuff (seriously, I'm not violently against the ship or anything, but it is SO BORING AND BADLY WRITTEN AND IT IS THE SHIP THAT ATE FANDOM ANYWAY AAAAAUGH so blech)
* That Jack is going to be evasive about said couple-y stuff
* That Ianto's family is going to show up
* That this will all likely culminate in an exchange of heartfelt blah blah blah
. . . when you have considered all this, then tell me, on a scale of one to ten: exactly how violent and gruesome do you think Ianto's death is going to be?
Nobody survives shit like that on TV. It's just too much.
Also: someone is (this is speculation, not a spoiler!) definitely going to die, and I say better Ianto than Rhys.
. . .
Yeah, I know, I just killed Rhys.
Instead, I want to talk about the upcoming new series of Torchwood. (. . . Yeah, I know I quit the show after "Exit Wounds." I am continuing to watch it because SHUT UP, that's why.)
I'm always wrong when I say that. But anyway, I just wanna ask you guys a question. When you consider the following information:
* That there's gonna be a bunch of annoying couple-y Jack/Ianto stuff (seriously, I'm not violently against the ship or anything, but it is SO BORING AND BADLY WRITTEN AND IT IS THE SHIP THAT ATE FANDOM ANYWAY AAAAAUGH so blech)
* That Jack is going to be evasive about said couple-y stuff
* That Ianto's family is going to show up
* That this will all likely culminate in an exchange of heartfelt blah blah blah
. . . when you have considered all this, then tell me, on a scale of one to ten: exactly how violent and gruesome do you think Ianto's death is going to be?
Nobody survives shit like that on TV. It's just too much.
Also: someone is (this is speculation, not a spoiler!) definitely going to die, and I say better Ianto than Rhys.
. . .
Yeah, I know, I just killed Rhys.