1. Bake cupcakes for: Wilson. He always seems like he needs a cupcake. And it would have to be a full batch, because you know House would steal at least three.
2. Trust with the keys to my car: Foreman. The whole car theft thing is in the past and he seems like he would be a responsible driver.
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Cameron. Shut up, Cameron.
4. Have a crush on: Cuddy. Smart, headstrong, successful, and also hot woman? Yes plz.
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: House. Oh dear GOD, House. I mean, he'd probably just as soon never acknowledge his neighbors exist, but there are just too many things that could go horribly wrong.
6. Vote for President: Cuddy, because see above.
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: I hate to say it, but Cameron. That way she can be the girly one and I can be the wacky one.
8. Pair up: House/Chase, obvs. And I think we know my feelings about exactly how the cane should be involved.
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Vogner. You're badly written and boring, go away.
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Chase. Hey, he can do hypnosis. Who knows what other hidden talents he might have?