"Mom, Mom, Mom! I have been way to busy writing porn to actually take the time to have sex. Here, read this personal testimonial attesting to this fact."
"She writes constant porn! And I read it! Because she wrote it and thus it exists! Just nothing but a constant filthy steam of porn from this girl! There, don't you feel better?"
But I can't. :( I have to watch "Out of Time" for fic research purposes, and I've already put it off for too long. Clearly I shall have to reward myself with porn instead.
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