I was probably a tad gloaty in your direction once or twice this year, and I am officially SO SORRY. I promise I will not do it again. We will be sisters in the pain of Man Our Teams Hate Us.

Oh, my other boys. Yay. They will help me. Morgan Ensberg will hit me homeruns, Roger Clemens will throw me shutout starts, Papi will give me the At Bat Look of Steel, and the entire Red Sox outfield will terrify me making amazing plays and somehow not hurting themselves. Having more than one team pays off in spades sometimes. You may want to look into it. ;)