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Hey, Tigers? Would it kill you to win this one for offspeed? It's her birthday, you know. Plus I plan to watch some of it in a bar in Red Sox Nation, wearing full-on Tigers gear, and not being completely embarrassed would be nice.

But this is not about me! This is about offspeed and her birthday. Happy birthday, offspeed! And I think we all know what will make it happiest. GO TIGERS!