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remindmeofthe) wrote2005-06-28 10:34 pm
remindmeofthe) wrote2005-06-28 10:34 pm
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FUCKING A MORGAN ENSBERG.
Let me set the scene for you.
The Astros were ahead 1-0 until the fourth, when Clemens cracked and allowed a run.
In the fifth, it runs as follows:
* Willy Taveras gets a single.
* Craig Biggio hit by a pitch. (Again. He must have breached that HPB record by now, I'm going to have to go see if I can find that number.)
* Lance Berkman intentionally walked.
This makes sense, but this also loads the bases for guess who?
That's right.
Morgan Ensberg.
I, meanwhile, have been keeping casual track of the game on GameCast while I watch the Red Sox make things difficult for themselves. I glance over. I see the bases loaded. I see Morgan Ensberg up. "They loaded the bases for Morgan Ensberg?! Are they fucking retarded? Oh, I gotta watch this."
I pull up MLBTV just in time to catch the aftermath of MORGAN ENSBERG'S GRAND FUCKING SLAM.
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT.
If you don't love Morgan Ensberg now, then I don't know what else to do.
That game's not over yet, and I have to go stand in line to filet Keith Foulke now, but that had to be shared.
Let me set the scene for you.
The Astros were ahead 1-0 until the fourth, when Clemens cracked and allowed a run.
In the fifth, it runs as follows:
* Willy Taveras gets a single.
* Craig Biggio hit by a pitch. (Again. He must have breached that HPB record by now, I'm going to have to go see if I can find that number.)
* Lance Berkman intentionally walked.
This makes sense, but this also loads the bases for guess who?
That's right.
Morgan Ensberg.
I, meanwhile, have been keeping casual track of the game on GameCast while I watch the Red Sox make things difficult for themselves. I glance over. I see the bases loaded. I see Morgan Ensberg up. "They loaded the bases for Morgan Ensberg?! Are they fucking retarded? Oh, I gotta watch this."
I pull up MLBTV just in time to catch the aftermath of MORGAN ENSBERG'S GRAND FUCKING SLAM.
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT.
If you don't love Morgan Ensberg now, then I don't know what else to do.
That game's not over yet, and I have to go stand in line to filet Keith Foulke now, but that had to be shared.